Someone has said, that in the last days, the last “beings” to go would be the roaches. I’d like to suggest that absolutely no evidence exists that shows that to be so. The reason is their love affair with Peeps. Roaches, of course, will gorge on those marshmallowy delectables, the last surviving semi edible substances on earth,  and choke. The final conscious thought to be expressed in the entire universe will come from a lone canary yellow Peep, who has finally reached it’s use-by date, as she cries out in the cosmic darkness – “Peep!”

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